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imanassbutt:

catbuttcat:

lokis-mischief-managed-inc:

katie-kapulet:

jaunepois:

reminder that this is a commercial that actually exists

you weren’t dreaming

oh my god, that noise she makes just before she closes the door!!!

I ACTUALLY SAW THIS ON TV ONCE OH MY GOD

I just noticed the fruit was 69 cents…

(via sunnymorningsandrainyendings)

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

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haha-l-m-a-o:

thatneedstogo:

Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio

and he still hasn’t got an oscar

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i’d be so attractive if i was attractive

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beyonce trolled the f*ck outta y’all

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"But a mermaid has no tears, and therefore she suffers so much more."

- Hans Christian Andersen, The Little Mermaid (via p0sh)

(Source: kirstenalexa, via peachesandrainbows)