reminder that this is a commercial that actually exists
you weren’t dreaming
oh my god, that noise she makes just before she closes the door!!!
I ACTUALLY SAW THIS ON TV ONCE OH MY GOD
I just noticed the fruit was 69 cents…
Blueberries piss me the fuck off
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio
and he still hasn’t got an oscar
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i’d be so attractive if i was attractive
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beyonce trolled the f*ck outta y’all
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"But a mermaid has no tears, and therefore she suffers so much more."
- Hans Christian Andersen, The Little Mermaid (via p0sh)
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